Sunday, February 3, 2008

Three Blondes on An Island

Three blonds are on an island and they find a lamp, rub it, and a genie pops out. He says he’ll give each of them one wish.

The first blond says “I wish I were twice as smart as I am now so I can figure out a way off this island.”

The genie turns her into a redhead, she builds a raft, and floats off the island.

The second blond says “I wish I were ten times as smart as I am now, so I can figure out a way off this island.”

The genie turns her into a brunette, she builds a plane, and flies off the island.

The third blond says “I wish I were a hundred times as smart as I am now, so I can figure a way off this island.”

The genie turns her into a man and he takes the bridge.

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