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Hello!

I was surfing the web and was curious to see what was playing at IMAX at Jordan's. For "I am Legend" fans, it is playing on the big screen in 2D until Weds. Feb. 13th i believe. That should be cool. We saw "Poseidon" at the IMAX and it was awesome! Just thought I would post.

Check back soon!

-Justin

Super Bowl Sunday

Hey guys! Super Bowl XLII (42) is HERE!! Pats vs Giants!!! AMAZING!

Pizza, chips, dip is all you need.





GO PATS!

Three Blondes on An Island

Three blonds are on an island and they find a lamp, rub it, and a genie pops out. He says he’ll give each of them one wish.

The first blond says “I wish I were twice as smart as I am now so I can figure out a way off this island.”

The genie turns her into a redhead, she builds a raft, and floats off the island.

The second blond says “I wish I were ten times as smart as I am now, so I can figure out a way off this island.”

The genie turns her into a brunette, she builds a plane, and flies off the island.

The third blond says “I wish I were a hundred times as smart as I am now, so I can figure a way off this island.”

The genie turns her into a man and he takes the bridge.

Automobile Trivia

Name eight distinct fluids found in an automobile.

No, axle grease isn’t fluid, and doesn’t count.

Write them in a comment.

A Trip To France

Thought this would be funny. lol I sure laughed hahaha.

A group of Americans, retired teachers, recently went to France on a tour. Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry on.

’You have been to France before, monsieur?’ the customs officer asked sarcastically.

Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously.

‘Then you should know enough to have your passport ready.’

The American said, ‘The last time I was here, I didn’t have to show it.’

‘Impossible. Americans always have to show your passports on arrival in France!’

The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained. ‘Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in ‘44 to help liberate this country, I couldn’t find any Frenchmen to show it to.’

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Hey guys and gals!

I got my movies in the other day. I've now watched Brian Regan's Standing Up like 5 times and it gets funnier and funnier. HIGHLY RECOMMEND! Hysterical! Brilliant! He definetly keeps you laughing the ENTIRE time. Plus the bonus features are pretty good. There is a half-hour Comedy Central Presents episode and also an encore presentation that is like 15mins or so. Great! lol

I'm settling down now to watch the famous "Apollo 13". Another great flick. Even though you know how it ends, it still keeps you interested.

I'm not sure if I'm going to make it to the movies this Tuesday but we'll see. I'll letcha know.

Thanks for stopping by.

-Justin